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what i believe would have been the results of the election this year. first of all, the category as you can see to it is cma. right at the top. it says cma. jimmy, what's the first number? >> jimmy: two. >> you can show that the numbers are here, they all have -- each number has a different letter to it. what's the first letter? two is what? >> jimmy: two. >> what have you got there, guys? >> pharrell: you asking me? >> yeah. >> pharrell: okay. [ laughter ] >> take out the other card. >> jimmy: the amazing pharrell, everybody. >> pharrell: genius. >> you got another card there. [ cheers and applause ] the one that -- hold it. hold it. two is what? what does two stand for? c. and what's the next letter? >> jimmy: five. >> wait -- you have different card. five stands for what? m? >> pharrell: five stands for m. uh-huh. >> right? >> pharrell: right. >> now then, this is the -- and what's the third letter? >> jimmy: four. >> and what does that stand for? >> pharrell: a. all right. >> and that means -- and i said, cma means the presidential -- the party to w
what i believe would have been the results of the election this year. first of all, the category as you can see to it is cma. right at the top. it says cma. jimmy, what's the first number? >> jimmy: two. >> you can show that the numbers are here, they all have -- each number has a different letter to it. what's the first letter? two is what? >> jimmy: two. >> what have you got there, guys? >> pharrell: you asking me? >> yeah. >> pharrell: okay. [...
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have citizen funding of elections. low dollar contributions to fund elections. and elect reformers. democrats, republicans or whatever who will get the job done in reforming. as i say, if you reduce that role of money, then you take away a lot of the fight that is there. >> jimmy: or they both get $5,000 to do as many ads as they can with $5,000. and you see who comes out on top. >> who wants more ads? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we want more ads. we don't any more -- now, how about romney's pick, paul ryan? what are your thoughts on him? >> he is a nice person. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't really know him well because i have never been to the gym. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you seen him with his shirt off? it's pretty awesome. [ laughter ] the guy is ripped. yeah. the guy is ripped. >> it takes time. >> jimmy: it does. the p90x is very tough. [ laughter ] i got the dvds. i made it to the first part. then i just put on "finding nemo." but you have paul ryan. were you shocked by that choice? 'cause everyone was -- who were you thinking it was going to be? pawlenty?
have citizen funding of elections. low dollar contributions to fund elections. and elect reformers. democrats, republicans or whatever who will get the job done in reforming. as i say, if you reduce that role of money, then you take away a lot of the fight that is there. >> jimmy: or they both get $5,000 to do as many ads as they can with $5,000. and you see who comes out on top. >> who wants more ads? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we want more ads. we don't any more --...
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here to help us better understand the election is our political correspondent from germany, usher. usher? >> danka, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in order to understand the need for the term of the new election -- [ light laughter ] -- they have to look at it -- like the new video game, dance central 3. [ light laughter ] if the candidate wants to win, he has to do all of the dances. ♪ like this. "row the boat." [ clapping to beat ] the "get it in, get it out, get it in, get it out, get it in, get it out again." and then they have to move, they make the mandate that every night at 9:00, they have to do the dance to the dance central 3. danka. >> jimmy: thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much usher. [ cheers and applause ] folks, this is hard for me to say. unique new york -- unique new york -- unique new york. there we go. and finally, there's hope for the detroit tigers led by manager jim leyland. while we don't know who will come out on top. we do know that this is what he would look like if his face were turned upside-down. >> it's
here to help us better understand the election is our political correspondent from germany, usher. usher? >> danka, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] in order to understand the need for the term of the new election -- [ light laughter ] -- they have to look at it -- like the new video game, dance central 3. [ light laughter ] if the candidate wants to win, he has to do all of the dances. ♪ like this. "row the boat." [ clapping to beat ] the "get it...
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. >> jimmy: you guys, today is the first day of november. [ cheers and applause ] which means, the election will soon be over! [ cheers and applause ] then we can finally get started on the recount! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: here's a major campaign story. in a surprise announcement, today, mayor bloomberg endorsed president obama and joe biden. [ applause ] but only because he needed two passengers in his car to get into manhattan. [ laughter ] it's the rules. you gotta play by the rules. [ as eastwood ] "i got 25 obamas in here." >> steve: he's driving a bus. >> jimmy: speaking of the election, i read about a 108-year-old woman in south carolina who just voted for the first time. she voted for eisenhower, but still, good for her for just getting out of the house and -- [ laughter ] that's right. a 108-year-old woman voted for the first time and revealed that she voted for president obama. [ applause ] and when asked -- when asked if she thinks obama can improve the economy, she was like, "what the hell do i care? i'm 108 years old." [ laughter ] i thought it was a s
. >> jimmy: you guys, today is the first day of november. [ cheers and applause ] which means, the election will soon be over! [ cheers and applause ] then we can finally get started on the recount! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: here's a major campaign story. in a surprise announcement, today, mayor bloomberg endorsed president obama and joe biden. [ applause ] but only because he needed two passengers in his car to get into manhattan. [ laughter ] it's the...
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election day. >> election day, vote, buy, cook. that's my mantra. >> jimmy: vote -- what is it? >> vote, buy, cook. >> jimmy: buy is the middle -- >> yeah, vote for the man. vote for the man. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> buy my cook book. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then cook something. >> jimmy: oh, and cook something. okay, in that order. okay do that in that order. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you, "made with love" is your -- >> yes. "made with love." because if you're not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, there you go. that's very good. me, i like that. [ applause ] >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: she's very, very smart. now you have a cooking company as well. >> i have a cooking company. so we have these tiny cookies. they're really light. >> jimmy: they really are tiny cookies. >> they are -- like, look at that. >> jimmy: compare them to, look, a lemon is this big. and a cookie is that big. >> i know, and a cookie's that big. >> jimmy: just so you can see at home. yeah. now, where do these cookies all -- >> so it's "alchemy by carla hall." i hav
election day. >> election day, vote, buy, cook. that's my mantra. >> jimmy: vote -- what is it? >> vote, buy, cook. >> jimmy: buy is the middle -- >> yeah, vote for the man. vote for the man. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> buy my cook book. >> jimmy: yes. >> and then cook something. >> jimmy: oh, and cook something. okay, in that order. okay do that in that order. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you, "made with love" is your --...
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big election news. today, texas governor rick perry officially dropped out of the race for president. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he just couldn't get over that one campaign hurdle -- you know, talking. [ laughter ] did you see this today? president obama aired his first campaign ad of 2012 which promotes his record on clean energy. obama's a big environmentalist. in fact, for the election, he plans to recycle the same promises he made four years ago. [ laughter ] isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] isn't that thoughtful? that's so green -- that's so green of him. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of president obama, next week, president obama will visit iowa, arizona, las vegas, denver and detroit. not because he's campaigning, just 'cause all he could afford was a southwest flight with a bunch of layovers, but -- [ laughter ] he'll be in all those states. some more political news. yesterday on cnn, newt gingrich said if he's elected president, he plans to offer sarah palin a very big role in t
big election news. today, texas governor rick perry officially dropped out of the race for president. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he just couldn't get over that one campaign hurdle -- you know, talking. [ laughter ] did you see this today? president obama aired his first campaign ad of 2012 which promotes his record on clean energy. obama's a big environmentalist. in fact, for the election, he plans to recycle the same promises he made four years ago. [ laughter ] isn't that nice? [ cheers...
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>> well, we know who he is professionally, and he was elected governor of massachusetts. he does have a pretty strong record in terms of the professional accomplishments and intellectual accomplishments. he did save the olympics in salt lake city. he had -- simultaneously, he got a law degree and m.b.a. out of harvard. there's a lot to be said for that. >> jimmy: sure. >> but, as a candidate, i don't think i have ever seen anyone who is more ill at ease on stage. i've actually used the phrase, kind of a tortured phrase, that he is inauthentically spontaneous. when he tries to be spontaneous, all of the parts don't seem to fit together somehow. i don't know how that's going to work for him as the campaign goes on. the big, big -- next big event to watch would be -- is the debate. first debate, that comes up in october, will have an enormous audience because this is a big election. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they both come out -- they've come out of their conventions now, ready to do battle. and that's the first time we'll see them in the ring going at one another. that's going to
>> well, we know who he is professionally, and he was elected governor of massachusetts. he does have a pretty strong record in terms of the professional accomplishments and intellectual accomplishments. he did save the olympics in salt lake city. he had -- simultaneously, he got a law degree and m.b.a. out of harvard. there's a lot to be said for that. >> jimmy: sure. >> but, as a candidate, i don't think i have ever seen anyone who is more ill at ease on stage. i've actually...
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results. [ laughter ] >> tonight, obama will win an election. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. tim? >> elbow? >> steve: oh, yes, boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice job. this is crazy. >> jimmy: i didn't know that was -- >> steve: okay. now, where are we at here? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: here we go. >> the password is -- >> i go first? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, tim. >> weird. >> wait, is that a clue or -- [ laughter ] okay, sorry. >> jimmy: al yankovic is two words. you can't say that. >> you're not even saying it right. it's al yankovic. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not. it's yankovic. >> let me talk to you about that later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bring your accordion, mother. [ laughter ] >> you said weird? >> weird. >> strange. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was a good guess, though. >> me, right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you right now. >> awkward. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wait. >> steve: awkward, there you go! you got another point. you got another point. >> jimmy: awkwa
results. [ laughter ] >> tonight, obama will win an election. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. >> jimmy: here we go. >> steve: funny bone. tim? >> elbow? >> steve: oh, yes, boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice job. this is crazy. >> jimmy: i didn't know that was -- >> steve: okay. now, where are we at here? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: here we go. >> the password is -- >> i go first?...
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of course, there's still one major obstacle, making sure those voters are still alive for the election. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] it's very tricky to do that. and this wasn't good. during the debate last night, moderator bob schieffer mistakenly referred to osama bin laden as obama bin laden. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everyone at cbs news was really embarrassed, while fox news was like, "we'll take him. that guy's great." [ laughter ] this is interesting. a new report found that boys in the united states are starting to hit puberty two years earlier than doctors previously thought. i can believe it. i mean, did you see obama talking to mitt romney's grandsons last night? look at this video. >> that was great, barry. wow. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: interesting. [ laughter ] i heard -- puberty's happening early. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's some international news. just two days after election day in the u.s., china will inaugurate xi jinping, its first new president in ten years. the new president said the job would be really hard. that's what xi jin
of course, there's still one major obstacle, making sure those voters are still alive for the election. [ laughter ] it's very tricky. [ cheers and applause ] it's very tricky to do that. and this wasn't good. during the debate last night, moderator bob schieffer mistakenly referred to osama bin laden as obama bin laden. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] everyone at cbs news was really embarrassed, while fox news was like, "we'll take him. that guy's great." [ laughter ] this is interesting. a...
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perfect." [ laughter ] here's an election update. yesterday, mitt romney served pancakes at a special father's day's breakfast in ohio. people knew the pancakes were made by romney because each one was flipped like 100 times. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] "yes, one more time. one more time." [ applause ] check this out. a new study found out that republicans are more likely to go to dunkin' donuts while democrats are more likely to get their breakfast at starbucks, while governor chris christie takes a bipartisan route and gets a breakfast from each place. [ laughter and applause ] why? >> steve: why? >> jimmy: why? he's a nice guy. >> steve: yeah, he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: we always hit him. i don't know why. but he's a nice guy. he's been on the show. >> steve: he's been on the show. >> jimmy: he likes me. i like him. >> steve: he tweets you. >> jimmy: but he goes to both coffee places. >> steve: what does he order? >> jimmy: "i'll have a --" i can't do an impression of him, but, "i'll have a frappuccino. four caramel f
perfect." [ laughter ] here's an election update. yesterday, mitt romney served pancakes at a special father's day's breakfast in ohio. people knew the pancakes were made by romney because each one was flipped like 100 times. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] "yes, one more time. one more time." [ applause ] check this out. a new study found out that republicans are more likely to go to dunkin' donuts while democrats are more likely to get their breakfast at starbucks,...
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steve: it looked like prince not hairy, if you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here is an election update, you guys. it was just announced that most of the speakers at this year's democratic national convention will be women. so it's going to be a -- [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be annoying when they stop speaking, but i won't tell you why. [ laughter ] hey, today is national punctuation day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] or as christopher walken calls it, national what day? [ laughter ] this is interesting. more magazines are actually photoshopping their models to make them look heavier. [ light applause ] when models heard that they were like, "or you can just let us eat." i mean, what's the deal? [ scattered applause ] some business news, after 24 years, the editors of "nintendo power" magazine are shutting it down. [ audience aws ] well, they didn't actually shut it down. they're just going to hit pause and come back after when the parents go to bed. [ laughter ] i just read that the director of the peace corp announced he is stepping down. or as he put it, "peace,
steve: it looked like prince not hairy, if you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here is an election update, you guys. it was just announced that most of the speakers at this year's democratic national convention will be women. so it's going to be a -- [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be annoying when they stop speaking, but i won't tell you why. [ laughter ] hey, today is national punctuation day, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] or as christopher walken calls it, national...
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after the election, there are now a record number of latinos in congress, which has a lot more americans talking about immigration reform. americans seem to be in favor of it, while immigrants are still on the fence. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ this isn't good, you guys. if congress does nothing, the u.s. could go off a so-called fiscal cliff that could cause another worldwide financial collapse like the one in 2008. congress had a lot of questions about this scenario, like, "what do you mean if we do nothing?" [ laughter ] it's pretty scary. and i don't even really know what a fiscal cliff is, but luckily, we have someone who can make it easier to understand. here to explain it is fiscal cliff huxtable. >> the fiscal cliff is a conundrum that the u.s. government will face at the end of 2012. the pudding in the -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i still don't -- i still don't know. guys, we've got a big show. we have "twilight" star robert pattinson on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] calm down, ladies, or i will show that picture of karl rove one more time. [ laughter ] i'm threaten
after the election, there are now a record number of latinos in congress, which has a lot more americans talking about immigration reform. americans seem to be in favor of it, while immigrants are still on the fence. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ this isn't good, you guys. if congress does nothing, the u.s. could go off a so-called fiscal cliff that could cause another worldwide financial collapse like the one in 2008. congress had a lot of questions about this scenario, like, "what do you mean if...
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defeat the evil romney-bot and win the presidential election.' four more years! four more years! four more years! [ cheers and applause ] in conclusion, 'the anamaniacs' rule." [ cheers and applause ] amazing. >> steve: "muppets" movie. >> jimmy: he can convey all that in one quick glance. he loves "the animaniacs." >> steve: i love it. >> jimmy: and finally, one last obama expression. this is the, "kiss me, you fool." [ laughter ] so there you have it. those are some great facial expressions. stick around. we'll be right back with gerard butler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [music: artist: willy moon song: "yeah yeah" label: universal] ♪ everybody well don't you know it's me now? ♪ ♪ yeah who's it, who's it huh? ♪ ♪ willy's back with a brand new beat now, ♪ ♪ yeah doin' it doin' it up! ♪ heyyy yeah, tryin' to bite my style! ♪ ♪ heyyy yeah, how you like me now? ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ and everybody go uh! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ liq... double impact?! ... ... sfx: doorbell i'm here to snake the drain. i'm here to flush the pipe. vo: liquid plumr double impa
defeat the evil romney-bot and win the presidential election.' four more years! four more years! four more years! [ cheers and applause ] in conclusion, 'the anamaniacs' rule." [ cheers and applause ] amazing. >> steve: "muppets" movie. >> jimmy: he can convey all that in one quick glance. he loves "the animaniacs." >> steve: i love it. >> jimmy: and finally, one last obama expression. this is the, "kiss me, you fool." [ laughter ] so...
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i don't like him. [ laughter ] here's some election news. rick santorum's campaign apparently sponsored a car in the daytona 500 today. mitt romney actually sponsored a car, too. take a look at this. i think it's the one in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. stretch -- stretch. stretch limo. >> jimmy: that is a stretch. did hear about christopher plummer? >> steve: no, what happened? [ laughter ] what about him? >> jimmy: never mind. hey -- i was just reading about this -- bill nye the science guy is suing his ex-girlfriend for more than $50,000 in legal bills. legal experts were shocked, they were like, "bill nye the science guy had a girlfriend?" [ laughter ] what? did you guys hear this? there was apparently an electrical fire today at fenway park, home of the boston red sox. it was weird, instead of calling 911, boston fans just heckled the fire until it left. [ laughter ] [ boston accent ] "hey, fire, you're not as hot as you think you are!" [ laughter ] you can't burn my clothes, they're flame retardant." [ laughter ] and finally
i don't like him. [ laughter ] here's some election news. rick santorum's campaign apparently sponsored a car in the daytona 500 today. mitt romney actually sponsored a car, too. take a look at this. i think it's the one in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. stretch -- stretch. stretch limo. >> jimmy: that is a stretch. did hear about christopher plummer? >> steve: no, what happened? [ laughter ] what about him? >> jimmy: never mind. hey -- i was just reading about...
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some big, big election news here. rick santorum is being criticized for saying that women might not be suited for military combat because of their emotions. [ audience ohs ] yeah, mitt romney was like, "that comment is unacceptable. also, what are emotions?" [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? donald trump is criticizing the scottish government for trying to build a wind farm near his golf resort. [ laughter ] that makes sense, i mean, if you look at trump's hair, wind is clearly his worst enemy. [ cheers and applause ] you're fired! he's coming on monday, isn't he? when's trump coming on, tuesday? >> steve: tuesday. >> jimmy: tuesday. well, he might not be coming on after that one. [ laughter ] no, we love him. we like him. some tv news, i read that craig ferguson just signed a big deal to stay at cbs and host "the late late show" through the year 2014. yeah. not to be outdone, today nbc said i don't have to share a dressing room with al roker anymore. [ cheers and applause ] winner! it's a bummer, we we
some big, big election news here. rick santorum is being criticized for saying that women might not be suited for military combat because of their emotions. [ audience ohs ] yeah, mitt romney was like, "that comment is unacceptable. also, what are emotions?" [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? donald trump is criticizing the scottish government for trying to build a wind farm near his golf resort. [ laughter ] that makes sense, i mean, if you look at trump's hair, wind is...
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hey, here's some 2012 election update here. it turns out that newt gingrich's campaign wrote a $500 check to participate in the utah primary but it bounced. [ laughter ] it's true. even mc hammer was like, "manage your money, bro." this is insane. at least i got a horse out of the deal, you know? shout out to light light. some more election news, louisiana governor bobby jindal announced that he is supporting mitt romney for president. yep, jindal said he couldn't think of a better way to show his support than waiting until romney was the only guy left. [ laughter ] that is so nice of bobby jindal to just come right in there. yeah. hey, i give just want to give you my support, buddy. appreciate it. get this, after dropping out of the gop race, rick santorum e-mailed his supporters to ask for help paying off his campaign debt. so if you believe in his message of responsible spending and no handouts, just give him a handout to cover his irresponsible spending, please. [ cheers and applause ] it's kind of crazy. hey, i read that h
hey, here's some 2012 election update here. it turns out that newt gingrich's campaign wrote a $500 check to participate in the utah primary but it bounced. [ laughter ] it's true. even mc hammer was like, "manage your money, bro." this is insane. at least i got a horse out of the deal, you know? shout out to light light. some more election news, louisiana governor bobby jindal announced that he is supporting mitt romney for president. yep, jindal said he couldn't think of a better...
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hey, here's some -- here's some election news. election news. yeah, i read that one of the presidential debates, this fall, will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions. the most common question, are you the only two choices? [ laughter ] that's right. at the second presidential debate, citizens will get to ask questions. or as ron paul put it, all right i finally get to talk in a debate. this is fantastic! [ light laughter ] some more political news. new jersey governor chris christie said he will think about running for president in 2016 if obama wins in november. but until then he said he'll just think about pancakes. [ laughter and applause ] so excited. you guys, we have bill cosby, fred willard, and no doubt on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love them. i love every single one of them. it was weird though, when i went backstage to say hi, gwen stefani was like, "shh, don't speak." [ laughter ] thought that was weird. some big international news, you guys. scotland announced that it will lega
hey, here's some -- here's some election news. election news. yeah, i read that one of the presidential debates, this fall, will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions. the most common question, are you the only two choices? [ laughter ] that's right. at the second presidential debate, citizens will get to ask questions. or as ron paul put it, all right i finally get to talk in a debate. this is fantastic! [ light laughter ] some more political news. new jersey...
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hey -- here's some election news. the republican candidates will have a debate tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m., and then wake up for another debate at 9:00 a.m. sunday morning. yeah. the candidates are expected to be tired and groggy, or as rick perry calls that, "100%. [ laughter ] i'm going to be ready, and i'm going to be -- oops." [ laughter ] this is nice. last night joe biden and his wife went to the movies to see "the girl with the dragon tattoo." it was a little annoying, though, when they showed the girl's tattoo and biden was like "is that 'the girl with the dragon tattoo?'" [ laughter ] "shut up!" "it looks like she has the tattoo --" [ laughter ] listen to this. iran just announced plans to restrict web access and launch its own national internet. that's right, they are creating an internet that's totally cut off from the rest of the world -- or as that's also known, aol. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: man, did you see this? there's a new video online where a guy proposes to his girlfriend on the jumbotr
hey -- here's some election news. the republican candidates will have a debate tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m., and then wake up for another debate at 9:00 a.m. sunday morning. yeah. the candidates are expected to be tired and groggy, or as rick perry calls that, "100%. [ laughter ] i'm going to be ready, and i'm going to be -- oops." [ laughter ] this is nice. last night joe biden and his wife went to the movies to see "the girl with the dragon tattoo." it was a little...
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some election news. in a new interview, mitt romney said he doesn't know where his financial records are because he doesn't manage them. yeah, he would have said more, but he had to give a speech on why he's the perfect guy to fix the economy. [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? there's talk that north korean leader kim jong-un may have a new girlfriend. [ audience oohs ] apparently she already changed her facebook relationship status to "it's forced." and -- [ light laughter ] my girlfriend. this isn't good, you guys. best buy just announced plans to lay off 600 geek squad employees. [ audiences aws ] in response, geek squad employees were like, "phew, good thing i already live with my parents." [ laughter ] that would have been tough. "hey, who moved my bean bag? mom!" i just read that a high school in indiana is requiring every student to buy an ipad instead of using textbooks. that's nothing. in china they require every student to make an ipad, instead of using textbooks. [ light laughte
some election news. in a new interview, mitt romney said he doesn't know where his financial records are because he doesn't manage them. yeah, he would have said more, but he had to give a speech on why he's the perfect guy to fix the economy. [ laughter and applause ] did you guys see this? there's talk that north korean leader kim jong-un may have a new girlfriend. [ audience oohs ] apparently she already changed her facebook relationship status to "it's forced." and -- [ light...
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a new survey found that over 35% of americans actually plan on voting before election day. not for president of the united states, just for "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] they love drew lachey all the way. that's what they're saying. [ applause ] this is interesting. health experts predict that the world will have more than 1 billion elderly people in the next ten years. 1 billion elderly people. or as it's also known, the opening credits for "60 minutes." [ laughter ] [ applause ] except for when anderson's on. >> steve: yeah, when anderson's on. >> jimmy: except for when anderson's on. >> steve: he takes the demo down. >> jimmy: you guys see the "today" show this morning? this is fantastic. [ cheers ] during an animal segment, a hawk got loose in the studio and landed somewhere above hoda and kathie lee. [ laughter ] of course, it was probably scared of the other birds in the studio, you know, grey goose and wild turkey. [ laughter ] "just land on the arm. the bird --" "what bird? just put your arm out and the bird will land on it." [ laughter ] "but the bird's go
a new survey found that over 35% of americans actually plan on voting before election day. not for president of the united states, just for "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] they love drew lachey all the way. that's what they're saying. [ applause ] this is interesting. health experts predict that the world will have more than 1 billion elderly people in the next ten years. 1 billion elderly people. or as it's also known, the opening credits for "60 minutes." [ laughter...
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more news on the election. a new poll shows that president obama has expended his lead over mitt romney since the democratic national convention. of course, it didn't help obama as much as that other event, the republican national convention. [ laughter ] that was really good for him. [ cheers and applause ] i read that iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad is scheduled to address the united nations on the jewish holy day of yom kippur. wait, ahmadinejad giving a speech on yom kippur? that's like the kardashians giving a speech on labor day. [ applause ] [ laughter ] it just -- it just can't -- >> steve: doesn't make -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, this is cool. nasa revealed that the mars rover "curiosity" just took a picture of itself. [ laughter ] isn't the world exciting? it actually took about ten pictures of itself before it found one where it didn't look fat. [ laughter ] and then, they just went with that one. you guys hear about this? this rumor that a sex tape is floating around, featuring shakira and
more news on the election. a new poll shows that president obama has expended his lead over mitt romney since the democratic national convention. of course, it didn't help obama as much as that other event, the republican national convention. [ laughter ] that was really good for him. [ cheers and applause ] i read that iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad is scheduled to address the united nations on the jewish holy day of yom kippur. wait, ahmadinejad giving a speech on yom kippur? that's...
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[ cheers ] audra, the presidential election was on tuesday. would you ever run for president? >> no. >> jimmy: you said that pretty quickly, yeah. now, why is that? why don't you think you'd make a good president? >> skeletons. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] is that your boyfriend right there? >> my husband. >> jimmy: yeah, nice to meet -- your husband. nice to meet you, buddy. how you doing, pal? all right, very good. very good. roots, we have audra who said she would not make a good candidate for president because of her husband's skeletons that he has. she blames it on her husband. for this one, colorado and washington just voted to legalize marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] so, in honor of that -- >> woo! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's why she can't run for president. yeah, yeah, yeah. i think we're starting to see one of those skeletons right there. in honor of that, can you guys do, like, a jam band style? like a phish type of thing? ♪ ♪ yeah yeah my friend audra sometimes she wears black i asked if she would ♪ ♪ ever run for president like barack she said
[ cheers ] audra, the presidential election was on tuesday. would you ever run for president? >> no. >> jimmy: you said that pretty quickly, yeah. now, why is that? why don't you think you'd make a good president? >> skeletons. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] is that your boyfriend right there? >> my husband. >> jimmy: yeah, nice to meet -- your husband. nice to meet you, buddy. how you doing, pal? all right, very good. very good. roots, we have audra who said...
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some election news. some election news here, you guys. president obama's campaign has just released a new ad that actually features beyonce. [ cheers ] which explains why his approval rating just went up 80% among all the single ladies. [ laughter ] speaking of the president, a new poll found that 64% of florida voters think the country is on the wrong track under obama. while the rest of florida's voters still think teddy roosevelt is president, which is very -- very interesting. [ laughter ] this is cool. in a new interview, president obama said he likes to sketch people in his free time. he likes to draw. he likes to sketch people. we actually have one of his drawings. it's pretty good. biden. [ laughter ] ♪ near far wherever you are ♪ ♪ i believe that my heart will go on ♪ some big sports news, you guys. over the weekend, jason kidd -- [ laughter ] jason kidd was arrested for drunk driving just days after signing with the knicks. the police said he had a blood alcohol level higher than 0.02, or, as the knicks call that, not a
some election news. some election news here, you guys. president obama's campaign has just released a new ad that actually features beyonce. [ cheers ] which explains why his approval rating just went up 80% among all the single ladies. [ laughter ] speaking of the president, a new poll found that 64% of florida voters think the country is on the wrong track under obama. while the rest of florida's voters still think teddy roosevelt is president, which is very -- very interesting. [ laughter ]...
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here -- here's what people are talking about today. 7-eleven is hoping to predict this year's election by asking customers to buy blue coffee cups if they support obama, and red cups if they support romney. both of which will contain coffee that was brewed during the reagan administration. [ laughter ] guaranteed. more political news. i read that mitt romney asked to see ten years worth of paul ryan's tax returns before announcing him as a running mate. yeah. and as soon as ryan said, "no," romney was like, "i found my man." [ laughter ] "bro hug? let's do it!" [ applause ] speaking of romney, a new poll found that most americans think president obama will beat mitt romney in the debates. in response, romney said, "yeah? well -- i'll think of something later." [ laughter ] "i'll get you later. i'll -- i'm -- i'm gonna see you later." [ laughter and applause ] "and then --" in more campaign news, yesterday in nevada, president obama said he'll win the election if the turnout is anything like it was in 2008. while voters said he'd win if he were anything like he was in 2008. [ laughter ]
here -- here's what people are talking about today. 7-eleven is hoping to predict this year's election by asking customers to buy blue coffee cups if they support obama, and red cups if they support romney. both of which will contain coffee that was brewed during the reagan administration. [ laughter ] guaranteed. more political news. i read that mitt romney asked to see ten years worth of paul ryan's tax returns before announcing him as a running mate. yeah. and as soon as ryan said,...
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we have some election news. i heard that microsoft founder bill gates attended a fundraiser for president obama on friday. yeah, he wasn't invited, but in typical microsoft fashion he crashed it. [ laughter ] and, speaking of the election, cnn announced that instead of using podiums at wednesday's debate, the gop candidates will be sitting at a table. which could get awkward when newt gingrich asks to see a menu. [ laughter ] 'cause then its just like -- >> steve: are these good? >> jimmy: yeah? can you just get a short stack for the table. how about these? yeah? hey, it's broadway week here on "late night," you guys! [ cheers and applause ] starting off solid tonight we have a performance from the show, "how to succeed in business without really trying," which is much better than the original title, "the kim kardashian story." [ laughter ] they changed it. they changed it. much better. they changed it. much better. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: hey, this is interesting, you guys. a new survey found that most hairdr
we have some election news. i heard that microsoft founder bill gates attended a fundraiser for president obama on friday. yeah, he wasn't invited, but in typical microsoft fashion he crashed it. [ laughter ] and, speaking of the election, cnn announced that instead of using podiums at wednesday's debate, the gop candidates will be sitting at a table. which could get awkward when newt gingrich asks to see a menu. [ laughter ] 'cause then its just like -- >> steve: are these good? >>...
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as part of a new deal with nbc, ryan seacrest will be covering the 2012 elections. of course -- [ laughter ] that makes sense, right? it's going to be weird when he's like, "to vote for obama text one. to vote for romney text two." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and the results, right after the break. [ laughter ] here is a sweet story here. this is nice. last week, a man running the london marathon stopped 800 yards from the finish line to propose to his girlfriend. [ audience aws ] unfortunately, though, a guy from kenya passed him ended up proposing first. [ laughter ] so she's gotta go with him. that's it. [ applause ] this is just insane. a man in california - this is a true story. can't believe it. this is insane. a man in california is suing bmw after a ride on one of their motorcycles gave him an erection that lasted 20 months. [ laughter ] true story. i'm gonna read that again, steve. i can't believe that's real. a man in california is suing bmw after a ride on one of their motorcycles gave him an erection that lasted 20 months. [ laughter ] and you t
as part of a new deal with nbc, ryan seacrest will be covering the 2012 elections. of course -- [ laughter ] that makes sense, right? it's going to be weird when he's like, "to vote for obama text one. to vote for romney text two." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and the results, right after the break. [ laughter ] here is a sweet story here. this is nice. last week, a man running the london marathon stopped 800 yards from the finish line to propose to his girlfriend. [ audience...
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a lot of election stuff going on. mitt romney just released a new campaign ad aimed at seniors, too called, least we can do. [ laughter ] named after how much he plans on doing for seniors. is that the least we can do? okay, good. let's get out of here. let's go. wrap it up. [ applause ] it's been a rough week for romney. i would not want to be in his shoes this week. it was found new documents show that mitt romney's campaign is $11 million in debt. yeah. first romney's advisers had to explain to him that he's running out of money, then they had to explain what running out of money means. [ laughter ] like an empty wallet. we'll just get a new wallet with cash in it. [ laughter ] forget it. talk to you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] talk to you tomorrow, i can't -- hey, you guys, this sunday is the 64th annual emmy awards. [ cheers and applause ] and our show is nominated for outstanding variety program. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] don't get too excited. today i found out we somehow already lost to honey boo boo.
a lot of election stuff going on. mitt romney just released a new campaign ad aimed at seniors, too called, least we can do. [ laughter ] named after how much he plans on doing for seniors. is that the least we can do? okay, good. let's get out of here. let's go. wrap it up. [ applause ] it's been a rough week for romney. i would not want to be in his shoes this week. it was found new documents show that mitt romney's campaign is $11 million in debt. yeah. first romney's advisers had to explain...
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we just elected an african-american guy in this country. this is a great country. that was the second time i felt it. and i think he really sets himself up against romney. because romney is -- is there is a backbone, there is a soul? he's a wishy-washy, where at least you may disagree or agree with obama, but he took a a stand. and we always vote for the most likeable guy and that's why he's going to win. >> jay: yeah, yeah, oh, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> i guarantee it. >> jay: you know, it's funny you say that because we had rick santorum on here about a a week or so ago. and he and i disagree on just about anything. but i liked him as a person very much because he was very straight. wasn't wishy-washy. i know exactly where you -- >> same thing. contrasting with romney who, i think the same day or same week, came up with that bullying thing you talked about earlier. that really affects people. they go, what kind of guy is that? was he the guy beating up the weaker kid growing up? and we don't want that. so i think that's really going to hurt him. >> jay: do
we just elected an african-american guy in this country. this is a great country. that was the second time i felt it. and i think he really sets himself up against romney. because romney is -- is there is a backbone, there is a soul? he's a wishy-washy, where at least you may disagree or agree with obama, but he took a a stand. and we always vote for the most likeable guy and that's why he's going to win. >> jay: yeah, yeah, oh, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> i guarantee it....
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and then the last show is the election. so it's really, really good. >> everybody is on the bus? >> yes, we all are crammed into a bus for 24 hours. >> jimmy: i mean, this is one of the best casts in television. >> the best. the best. >> jimmy: i mean everybody on there -- aubrey, aziz, everybody is just phenomenal. >> retta, adam. >> jimmy: i heard that you shot two possible endings. cause you're not sure which one you're going to air? >> right. we did an acceptance speech of leslie winning and a concession speech. and both are really emotional and really sweet. and both -- you realize that those speeches are the same up until the end. everything is like, i couldn't have done this alone, what a great journey, and then it's like, but we'll try again or let's party. it's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to show a clip. here is the great amy poehler in "parks and recreation." >> okay. emergency meeting. i need everyone to gather around me in order of how much i trust them. here's the situation. a man has died. but that man is 98 years old and he's an awful ma
and then the last show is the election. so it's really, really good. >> everybody is on the bus? >> yes, we all are crammed into a bus for 24 hours. >> jimmy: i mean, this is one of the best casts in television. >> the best. the best. >> jimmy: i mean everybody on there -- aubrey, aziz, everybody is just phenomenal. >> retta, adam. >> jimmy: i heard that you shot two possible endings. cause you're not sure which one you're going to air? >> right....
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a cable network aimed at getting a republican elected, or, as fox news put it, "uh, hello?" [ laughter and applause ] "anyone paying attention?" oh, here you go, guys. this sunday is father's day, you guys. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] which gives you just five days to buy your dad a fishing magazine and a beer koozie a the gas station on the way to his house, so -- you have five days for that. all right, guys, i read about a teenager in canada who made her graduation dress out of her old math homework. [ light laughter ] of course, it got awkward when that one creepy kid was like, "nice dress. are those bs or cs?" [ laughter ] hey, watch it, buddy. [ applause ] creep. this is a weird story. police in georgia are looking for people who stole 400,000 toothpicks from a warehouse. [ light laughter ] fortunately, one of the suspects has a clear alibi -- a tiny piece of spinach right here. [ laughter ] guys, it's comedy like that that's going to get us through the evening, so -- [ laughter ] >> steve: hold on to your hats! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on. >> steve: it'
a cable network aimed at getting a republican elected, or, as fox news put it, "uh, hello?" [ laughter and applause ] "anyone paying attention?" oh, here you go, guys. this sunday is father's day, you guys. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] which gives you just five days to buy your dad a fishing magazine and a beer koozie a the gas station on the way to his house, so -- you have five days for that. all right, guys, i read about a teenager in canada who made her graduation dress...
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he's on our show. >> steve: he's an elected official. he's on your show. he's in your house. >> jimmy: he's in the house. my man! >> steve: why would you do that? forget about it! >> jimmy: oh! we love chris christie. finally, a strip club in canada is now offering help with college tuition for new employees. it'll be easy to spot those students at graduation, because they'll be the ones moving the one tassel to the other side, then two more tassels to the other side. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun show tonight. she is a great actress with a funny new movie called "bachelorette." kirsten dunst is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] plus, fresh off his keynote address at the republican national convention, new jersey governor chris christie is here! [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from the one and only jason mraz, everybody. they sound good. i heard him rehearsing. they sound awesome. talented, talented guy. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headl
he's on our show. >> steve: he's an elected official. he's on your show. he's in your house. >> jimmy: he's in the house. my man! >> steve: why would you do that? forget about it! >> jimmy: oh! we love chris christie. finally, a strip club in canada is now offering help with college tuition for new employees. it'll be easy to spot those students at graduation, because they'll be the ones moving the one tassel to the other side, then two more tassels to the other side. we...
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here's an election update. yesterday, president obama released a new commercial aimed at female voters, which explains the commercial's title, "fifty shades of change." [ laughter ] some more campaign news. this week mitt romney had his most successful day of fundraising after he made $8 million dollars. or as romney calls that "cufflink money." [ laughter ] hey, tonight on the show we have the band fun. [ cheers and applause ] i can't wait for them to perform. it's going to be so much "them." [ light laughter ] did you guys see this? in a new interview. retiree new york congressman gary ackerman said that people are getting dumber. i would have read the rest of the interview. but, i wanted to catch snooki and jwoww's new reality show. [ laughter ] it is -- shiver me timbers. it's good. >> steve: it's like pirates booty. >> jimmy: this is interesting you guys. researchers have found that couples who look more like each other are more likely to stay together. or as mickey and minnie put it, well that and the kil
here's an election update. yesterday, president obama released a new commercial aimed at female voters, which explains the commercial's title, "fifty shades of change." [ laughter ] some more campaign news. this week mitt romney had his most successful day of fundraising after he made $8 million dollars. or as romney calls that "cufflink money." [ laughter ] hey, tonight on the show we have the band fun. [ cheers and applause ] i can't wait for them to perform. it's going to...
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do you think he could get elected? and -- >> jimmy: i mean, really, he's like superman. you feel that way. i mean, he could talk about anything for 30 hours and make you kind of interested. >> kind of, yeah. >> jimmy: he's like -- [ as clinton ] "sitting -- sitting down is great. [ laughter ] i love to sit down but sometimes we need to stand up." and you're like, "yeah!" [ cheers and applause ] it's like, "wait, what? wait, what are you talking about? yeah. he's just so good. but bush -- bush nicknamed you -- called you stretch. >> he called me stretch, which is -- which is remarkable, in terms of how he came up with that but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're a tall human being. >> i'm a tall man, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a tall man. but he also called you "dancing man." >> dancing man. yes. >> jimmy: yeah and i thought it was kind of interesting. i have a clip of you when mary j. blige was on the "today" show. >> mjb. as i call her. >> jimmy: you do not call her mjb. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: and the camera happened to be on you. i don't know if you saw. and
do you think he could get elected? and -- >> jimmy: i mean, really, he's like superman. you feel that way. i mean, he could talk about anything for 30 hours and make you kind of interested. >> kind of, yeah. >> jimmy: he's like -- [ as clinton ] "sitting -- sitting down is great. [ laughter ] i love to sit down but sometimes we need to stand up." and you're like, "yeah!" [ cheers and applause ] it's like, "wait, what? wait, what are you talking about?...
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mitt romney, rick santorum, newt gingrich and ron paul. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of the election, today rick santorum gave a speak at the jelly belly factory in california. [ laughter ] incidentally, the jelly belly factory was also newt gingrich's name in college. isn't that -- isn't that weird? [ applause ] kind of a cool nickname. >> steve: that's cool. >> jimmy: jelly belly factory. >> steve: what's up, jelly belly factory? >> jimmy: who you doing, jackee? >> steve: yeah. [ as jackee harry ] what's up jelly belly factory? [ laughter ] mmm -- how much you weigh? 2-2-7? >> jimmy: how much you weigh? is that what you said? >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is interesting, you guys. a recent survey showed that rick santorum is the favorite gop candidate among republican women. when he heard that, santorum was like, "wait, women have the right to vote?" [ laughter and ohs ] what's that all about? hey -- yesterday -- this actually happened, by the way. yesterday mitt romney told wisconsin voters that he had a humorous story, which ended up being about his father shutting down a
mitt romney, rick santorum, newt gingrich and ron paul. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of the election, today rick santorum gave a speak at the jelly belly factory in california. [ laughter ] incidentally, the jelly belly factory was also newt gingrich's name in college. isn't that -- isn't that weird? [ applause ] kind of a cool nickname. >> steve: that's cool. >> jimmy: jelly belly factory. >> steve: what's up, jelly belly factory? >> jimmy: who you doing, jackee?...
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>> jimmy: what about -- what do you think about the presidential election? these -- you know, the caucuses are happening now, the primaries. >> you know, i haven't been thinking too much about these guys that are running. >> jimmy: no. >> and that's why -- but i have decided to endorse a candidate. >> jimmy: wait. >> i'm endorsing the world champion judah friedlander for president. [ cheers and applause ] i'm starting a new party. the party party. it's a new millennium. let's party. [ cheers ] let's stop -- let's stop this america on america hate and let's all love each other, man. >> jimmy: oh, really? this is amazing. >> yep. >> jimmy: wait, so you were going to run. you have a platform. [ applause ] >> i might run. >> jimmy: you might run? >> i might do it. i might do it. >> jimmy: now, what are your, like -- what are your, like -- what do -- what's your stance on things? >> well, you know, first thing i do when i become president is, i'm going to karate kick the vice president in the face. [ laughter ] let him know who runs this country. >> jimmy: smart.
>> jimmy: what about -- what do you think about the presidential election? these -- you know, the caucuses are happening now, the primaries. >> you know, i haven't been thinking too much about these guys that are running. >> jimmy: no. >> and that's why -- but i have decided to endorse a candidate. >> jimmy: wait. >> i'm endorsing the world champion judah friedlander for president. [ cheers and applause ] i'm starting a new party. the party party. it's a new...
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but election stuff -- >> election stuff -- >> jimmy: are you going to miss those dudes? >> we're going to miss those dudes. i mean, it's been really fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's been fun for you guys, too. >> jimmy: yeah, but you guys are killing it out there. >> it's been great. really fun people to do fun impressions. i will say it's interesting because, when you write about the debates, you watch the debates. like, you watch them really closely, which is interesting right now because none of the debates did they mentioned climate change. and like here we are, like -- i feel like every six months the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of the world happens weather-wise. d i feel likikwewee going to look back on t ts s me the way sesell fans in the ' 's s rere likeke"n"n nobody is u ungng stspoioi."." laughter ] this is just how -- these guys, they're just in the gym. and now they hit 100 home runs. >> jimmy: big, giant arms -- >> they have giant heads and that's what -- we're in the steroid era of storms. and yet, there are more people in congress who proba
but election stuff -- >> election stuff -- >> jimmy: are you going to miss those dudes? >> we're going to miss those dudes. i mean, it's been really fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's been fun for you guys, too. >> jimmy: yeah, but you guys are killing it out there. >> it's been great. really fun people to do fun impressions. i will say it's interesting because, when you write about the debates, you watch the debates. like, you watch them really closely,...
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been talking about it ever since. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i think obama will lose the election from talking to -- >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ laughter ] >> i mean, you called jay leno. what -- [ impersonating jay leno ] [ laughter ] what did he say? don't offend the president. don't offend the president. i'm not going to offend the president. >> jimmy: we wasn't like that at all. he was actually -- >> what a nightmare. i never would have answered your e-mail if i'd have known that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. >> you called jay? >> jimmy: all right. come on now. that's it. >> what did he say to you? i want to know. >> jimmy: he was great. gave me great advice. >> let's hear it. what did he say? what'd he tell you? [ laughter ] what did he say? come on. >> jimmy: i don't want to tell everybody what his advice was. >> you know what it is? you got no advice. that's why you don't want -- >> jimmy: gave good advice. >> what did he say? >> jimmy: he said set him up for some jokes. make him funny. >> oh, that's perfect. that really helps. how does that help anybody? >> jimmy: well tha
been talking about it ever since. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i think obama will lose the election from talking to -- >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ laughter ] >> i mean, you called jay leno. what -- [ impersonating jay leno ] [ laughter ] what did he say? don't offend the president. don't offend the president. i'm not going to offend the president. >> jimmy: we wasn't like that at all. he was actually -- >> what a nightmare. i never would have answered...